Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Diet Mountain Dew tastes like.........


It seems that lately tons of people feel the need to fill me in on health facts...seriously...not just one or two people...lots of people! They are telling me all about calories and proteins and giving me advice like "drink diet soda...it's better for you!"

But here is the deal...seriously folks, I'm not dumb. I'm not stupid. I'm not retarded. I know for a fact that soda is not good for me! I know that soda has trillions of calories, sugar, sodium....things that normally should not be ingested....I know that!!! And I freely admit to the fact that I am addicted to caffeine!!! It's a problem...I know!

And before I go any further, let me say - I know people love me and want the best for me....really...(so don't be offended if you read this blog and think I'm talking about you!!! Seriously...I love you too!!!)

So because I know all of this.......it bugs when people say I shouldn't drink soda! People - I know I'm overweight (yep, I said it!). I know that I should stop eating at Taco Bell and I should always have breakfast and I should exercise more.....I know all those things! So when people tell me "drink diet" or "stop at one cookie" or "that bucket of chicken has lots of fat" ......... um.... well, it makes me not only want to punch someone, but it seriously makes me want to eat more!

The point to this rambling.....DIET MOUNTAIN DEW TASTES LIKE CRAP.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Go girl. (snap in the shape of a z)